Hey guys! Missed me much? Sorry I haven't been on in a while, life has gotten the best of me. Anyways, on to my Super Evil Device. If you haven't heard of the Raspberry Pi its a little motherboard that costs around $35. It has
2 USB
1 Ethernet
1 HDMI
1 Mini USB (for power)
26 GPIO Pins
1 RCA Port
1 Audio Jack
And the best part of all, a slot for the SDHC card. Which is where the bootloader and OS will be stored. If you screw up, just reformat the SD card.

Its ARM with 512MB ram. Yes you can overclock if you want. I bouth mine on Amazon for $50 because I wanted it right away lol. I also bought a little USB keyboard for $10 and a Nano WIFI card for $10 that plugs in via USB. I also have a 3.5 inch LCD screen that is supposed to be used for a car rear-view camera. This will be the interface to my evil device muhahahaha.
You can read about it here
http://www.raspberrypi.org/There are alot of cool projects out there, one hack turns the raspberry pi into a cheap Apple T.V., another an Arcade, home theater, PBX system. I cant really even think right now there are so many. I didn't find too many evil devices though. We like evil devices dont we? Then I found a project where you can easily take two wires and make an FM transmitter with a little bit of code. Then the gears started turning, remember the movie
Gone In Sixty Seconds?


And the universal garage door opener that was used as part of one scene, where the device acquired the signal and then mimicked it to open the door later? I would carve out an old Motorola radio and house the screen in there somehow. With the raspberry pi inside powered by 4 AA batteries. I could wire the existing antenna to the GPIO pins and there we go. Shouldn't be hard to write a sniffer for RF. Although, I believe we would need some extra hardware.
If that fails I've been designing a drone, this will fly around the neighborhood whilst running Aircrack. I would have a shell at a remote station of coarse, where I could have complete control. It will also have 2 .22 cal rifles milled and mounted to the wings, this is to take down other drones. I also know how to make rockets with KNO3 and Sugar. It'll have those too. All controlled with the rasberry pi somehow.....or
I could take a wok (Chinese cooking pan) and turn it into a mini-satellite dish. Invert the wireless card into the parabolic dish and capture WiFi up to 4 miles away!. I could cary it around with me everywhere I go, even hide in the woods and creep on peoples internet. This would be the easiest to do, it would probably cost a little more than the garage door opener because of the wok.
If these ideas aren't evil enough id like to here some of yours.